Money Is Wonderful

I figured out how to paste a PayPal donation link into my blog so that people who would like to send me a gift for my babies can. I also have the same link pasted into my web page http://www.myspace.com/nrgxtc
I'm still not positive where I'm going to be living yet, so physical gifts don't seem like such a good idea right now. I'm pretty happy though. I found out that I've gained about 30 pounds, not bad. Maybe I should celebrate with some more ice cream, my only weakness and true craving. I went from a 37 1/2 inch waist to a 45 inch waist, also, not bad. My friend Laurie swears I look huge but I feel beautiful. It's pretty freeing when you know you're supposed to be fat.

I feel so random tonight... all these lose ideas just free floating around.

Twitch, twitch... Kick, kick

I can almost figure out roughly how big the babies are, which isn't very big, but big enough to make it harder to breath and create other difficulties.

I was wondering today how much money I could make with an ad in the newspaper that says "Women, lose at least 25 pounds in about 12 hours..... send $5 to this PO box to find out how". Then I could send them a pamphlet on the weight you lose while giving birth. I'd probably make tons but I'd feel bad.

I got a "B" in my class today. I'm going for an Accounting and Book keeping AA degree. I have 2 A's and a B now. The class I just started is "Contemporary Business". I think they make you take all of these business classes in Accounting so you don't get as mad at your boss. In fact, it almost makes you feel bad for some business owners. One of the things we had to do in the class is introduce ourselves and talk about what kind of business we would like to open. I being the smart ass (and an accounting major in a business class) replied "a successful business".
None of us, or I should say, not many of us venture into life hoping to fail. Like those in the class hoping to succeed in business, I hope to succeed in mommyhood. Funny thing is, something like, one in five businesses make it through their first year. Most of those businesses failure to thrive is blamed on not enough start up capitol. I hope being a mommy proves better odds. I certainly can't imagine a better success.

In church this last Sunday, the speaker, Rev. Hooks (Dr. Arlene Bump was out of town), started his service with an ancient proverb:

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

(Hi-Ho Silver.... Away!!)