Tattoos

I've been trying to pick out a tattoo for the last twenty or so years and I think I've finally narrowed it down. I even have three different friends who have three different artist so I can shop and compare quality/personality. I thought it was interesting that Google Images will give you different pages based on how you word your search when to me they seem the same. Who'd a thunk there'd be 37 pages of tattoos but only 24 pages of tattoo? I didn't notice any repeats either. And Holy Cow, Some Of The Tattoos Pictured Are Definitely NSFW (those not acronym savvy it's not safe (to open/view) for work).

That reminds me, now that I have a myspace page, and I've been IMing for a few months, someone needs to make an acronym dictionary for us "just on the edge of the loop" people. I'm sure it would be a highly disputed, but worth a lot, publication. Of course, it might not be worth it to publish since this whole acronym language is constantly evolving. Maybe the people at Dictionary.com could get on it... I'd pay membership for that feature! Here's some of the ones I've learned so far... by the way, I'll be nice and use f**k instead of fuck for the faint of heart.

UTFS= use the f**king search- I have found this common on web boards when someone asks a stupid question that has already been answered.
NSFW= not safe for work- just in case you happen to be checking your email or surfing at work, this helps people know before they open it that it could get them into trouble if anyone walks by.
JJ or J/J or jk or jking= just joking or joking or just kidding- in other words "please don't get mad at what I just wrote to/about you". Helpful in a world full of sarcastic people since sarcasm doesn't play well in print.
gtg or g2g = got to go- this one took me an amazing amount of time to figure out.
kwim = know what I mean?

OMG = Oh My God!

tmi = too much information

lol = laugh out loud - extreamly overused and yet I still use it.
lmao = laughing my ass off
rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing - I would've never gotten this without help
brb = be right back
wtf = what the f**k?! - this is one of my favorites. First of all, it's one of the first ones I learned and second of all, I have trouble figuring out everyone's short hand so I'm always like:

"wtf does rotfl mean?"

btw = by the way - as in, "by the way, you might want to check out this web site"

ppl = people - as in "wtf are ppl saying?"

ttfn = ta ta for now
ttyl = talk to you later
tlea = true love ever after - ok, so I haven't actually seen this one on the web, we used to use this on notes in elementary school which was when the school computers used cassette tapes to run programs on them, but I wanted to fit in with one I knew.

Maybe I'll start my own definitions thingy ma bobber, screw Dictionary.com I can just keep editing this post and adding more as I figure them out. Any help you wanna give, email me, IM me or add a comment.
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